Saturday, May 3, 2008

Who is Pooh?

Well, It's me Mr. Cracker Jack ~

My hooman kiddos are at soccer so i decided it's time to tell you about my secret mission.....about 2 weeks ago, just before my airecut, I had to go on a mission to wemedy a dangerous situation. Roy Boy towld me dat my wittle hoomans had gathered so many of those "other kinds of" animals that aren't wike us, I thought there might be some twouble I went to check it out.....

Here is am sniffing the best way a Dale can, twying to figure out why they are all lining up, wike they are pweparing for an attack! Fwom smallest to wargest.....on my wittlest hooman's bed! I was getting vewy I decided not wait and to.....ATTACK FIRWST!

So....I captured the biggest of them all and made him march off the bed down to the floor......and answer my questions......

"Are you pwanning to huwrt my hoomans?"

"I'm just a Pooh....Oh bother......where is Rabbit when I need him?"

"Ah-ha! I knew it, you're calling we-inforcements! You Dirwty Wascal! Take That!"

"Excuse me, Sir, that is my nose and it is most am I going to smell my honey if you keep that up? What would Piglet do? Speakingof honey, I have a rumbly in my tumbly...."

"RUMBLY IN YOUR TUMBLY - I SIMPWY MUST keep my wittle wones safe! I will not wet you huwrt dem!"

" Don't you know that I am Winnie the Pooh? All "hoomas wuff me" you would say. And I love them ....they are my friends. And so is Christopher Robin and Rabbit and Eyore....."

"What's dat you say? You arwe fwiends wiff my hoomas? How can it be? I've been twicked all dis time! I bwame Roy Boy....he towd me you were pwanning an ATTACK! I'm sowwry Mr. Pooh Bear. I am so's a kiss!"

Now, where is day Roy Boy.....he is da cawse of all dis twouble.........

Hee-Hee...he falls for dat stuff all da time! See how nice it is to be da owlder bwother....Siwwy Jack-Jack........hee-heee.....

Roy Boy you showld know, I will get you back for dis.....I will find a way to do it. However, now I know dose animals arwen't gonna huwrt owr hoomans...I still cawwied ouwt a vewy impawtant mission ya know.....I AM PWOTECTING OUWR HOOMANS....just in case it was will see....wait till I twicky you.........Mr. Smahtie Pants.

~ Mr. Cracker Jack signing out......for now...........


Stanley said...

Cracker Jack!

OF COURSE you took that mission seriously! You are an intrepid Aireboy who LOVES his hoomans (especially the tiny defensless ones)! And, what a wise & disriminating boy you are, figuring out that Pooh is really a friend, even though you were given faulty intelligence from Reconnaissance Roy!

I think you'll find that Pooh is actually a very good cuddle, if the hoomans will let you get close to him again. He's quite the snuggler, and he smells like honey. I have a giant Pooh Bear and a giant Piglet, and they are both excellent snugglers.

Enjoy your new buddy, and let Roy stew for awhile... never knowing just when you're going to STRIKE BACK!

Goober love & smooches,

Maggie & Mitch said...

We're so glad you gave Pooh a smoochie! This was all just a big misunderstanding! We're heard of Pooh! He's a big honeybear!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Cassidy said...

Gosh, Winnie the Pooh did get a real grillng from you didn't he! Me thinks he be a friendly bear who means no harm, be nice to him!

Cassidy x

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Kill all stuffies! You only make one small mistake in your didn't shake him to death! You didn't throw him around...the truth (or stuffing)may have come out faster!

I went to the store the other day and I picked out a toy for you...Roy and Lola!!! Wheeeee!!! Now I just need to get my lazy human to mail it out! Woohoo!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh my...we're glad ya didn't destuff Pooh....Mumsie calls Daddy Eyrore...dunno how to spell it....he sez stuff like..."so it's rainin' on my day off..." and his voice drops and stuff....

So ya lookin' for a Wheelie...

Ya need to go to that ebay kennel...and search under vintage toys...dogs /wheels terriers wheels...try some variation on that...and keep looking...sometimes there's a lot and sometimes not very many....some of the wheelies are really old and verrrrrrrry expensive....Good luck in ur search!!!

Noah the Airedale said...

Jack hee hee Roy boy fooled you well and good.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Willow the Black Dale said...

Oh Jack,

Pooh could have been vewy vewy dangerous to the little hoomans so you did good my cousin friend. Roy on the other hand....well he is a BLACK DALE and sometimes those blacks dales can't be trusted. We think stuff like that is funny!!!!

I am happy you made up with Pooh Bear. I hope you get to slurp him again. He seemed like a really cool Pooh Bear and not one of those "stuffy" ones. HaHa.

If you need any ideas on how to get Roy, I am here for you. Just give me an aire call.


Eric said...

Jack,please bee very careful round Mr. Pooh Bear. He loves honey and he steals it from those stinging beeeeesssssssssssss. Let Roy investigate if you sense further danger, he, he!!

Wiry Wags, Eric

Past Expiry said...

How Winnie the Pooh got his name...