Wednesday, May 28, 2008

We're Still Here!

YIKES!


Mumsie has been so very busy that she FORGOT TO BLOG! What is up wiff Mumsie, Roy Boy?


I don't know Crackers, she has been a busy lady....running to some place called a printers and to the Town Halls and of course, to PetCo! But what she has been doing, I don't weally know.


Yeah, all something that has to do wiff a COMPANY she has been working on....I tink she is twing to make herself a MOGUL in the pet care world round here. She wants to take care of other peoples' pets wike she takes care of us. What's up wiff dat?


Well, we know our mumsie is so super good...remember just a few days ago we had that STRANGER DANGER KITTY in our house?


OH YEAH! She put that Kitty Thingy in our kids bathroom. He was here for wike 2 or 3 whole days and nights....we don't DO cats here at our houwse. We rule and other pets just drool....well, maybe not the birds - can birds drool?


Well here he is that wascally rascal that Mumsie brought inside the house. Remember he had a tag that said he was from some place far away and the Kitty Thingy's parents didn't live there anymore? Yeah and then Mumsie made wots and wots of phone calls to find the Kitty Thingy's real houwse. BUT he got to eat TUNA FISH while he was here! 2 whole cans! Just look at him in our kids bathroom - actin' wike he owns the joint....
AND....do you see he has a STUFFIE! WHAT is Mumsie thinking? I am in total shock! She shared our stuffies!
Yeah well, ya know this Kitty Thingy was on our porch for a couple of days before he was brought in the houwse Roysie...Mumsie is so nice she felt bad...thought he was lost and she was right. Do you care about that particular stuffie....I DON'T....we have the WUBBA from T-Bone....much more fun. Anyhow, Mumsie towld me that she would want some one to take care of us if we were ever lost and that's why she did it.
Well, Kitty Thingy said his name was Leo and that he was old....wike 16 years old....and he was happy to know his Mamma was coming to get him - thanks to Mumsie. For a stwanger he was pwety nice to us. Even if he was in our kids bathroom. He wandered about 3 miles away from home and ouwr Mumsie found his Mama.
Well, it's all good Roy Boy...he's gone back to his home and WE ARE STILL HERE wiff Mumsie waiting for LOLA DALE!!!!!! She's so cute....can't wait til she arrives! June 5th is coming soon!
We wuff you Mumsie, even though you've been busy. We know you weally want to do good stuff for us and for Lola Dale and wuff us wiff all your heart.....Crackers signing out....Roy Boy signing out.....We will blog again water if Mumsie is still too busy....
We miss all our Bloggy friends....thanks for being patient wiff us! Yeah and we're still here....but that Kitty Thingy - Leo - he's gone!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Pawsitively Lucky Dales - Mr. T-Bone is the BEST!







STOP THE PRESSES! PAWS FOR A MOMENT OF LUCKY DAWG THANKS! HAVE WE GOT NEWS!
Oh my dog, Oh my dog! We have never been so lucky!!!!!!


MR. T-BONE BEASLEY HAS SENT US A PACKAGE! HOLY CROCODALE - WE'LL HAVE TO CHEW IT OWPEN!



It looks harmless enough...Roy you chew it......No way! You chew it Jack...you're the one who is so brave! Ok, then what ever we find inside is mostly mine! HA!



Not so bad....kind of fun......



Ah, dude....what's in there? C'mon, share please, please please......


Ummm, well, it looks like, yeah , I think it's .....OH MY DOG, OH MY DOG......ITS TOYS!! ITS TOYS!!


No way, let me see, let me see...... Ah, first chewer has his priviledge, Roy.....don't forget!



WOW! HOLY DALE PAWS! THAT GUY BEASLEY KNOWS HOW TO PLAY! WHOOOOO-HOOOOOO! LOOK AT THE LOOT WE GOT!

And ah.....yep, I smell some really tasty things in here....OH MY DOG! JUST LOOK AT THE TOYS!!



OK SO LOOK, THIS IS THE DEAL ROY BOY.....I PICK FIRST! I CHEWED! I WANT THE blUE wOOBA THINGYMABOB...BUT YOU CAN TUG ON IT WIFF ME.....

OK, I'LL TAKE THE ROPE CHEWY THING...HEY IT SQUEEKS - YOUR THINGY - IT SQUEEKS!!

LOOK! SCOOBIE SNACKS! WE GOT SCOOBIE SNACKS! THAT T-BONE BEASLEY - HE'S THE BESTEST BUD ANY DAWG COULD ASK FOR! WOW - BOW WOW! YUMMY!



AH...WHAT'S THAT PINK THING? LOOK...SEE IT DOWN IN THERE? WHAT IS THAT?

ERRR, LOOKS LIKE A COLLAR....WE DON'T WEAR PINK.

NOW BOYS, MUMSIE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE SISSY DALE WHO IS COMING TO LIVE WITH US SOON.....AND SHE WILL WEAR PINK.

YEAH, PINK IS FOR SISSIES ALRIGHT..... YEAH BUT REMEMBER WHAT WILLOW AND APACHE TOLD US....THEY SAID THAT LOLA DALE IS GONNA BE BIG - BIGGERER EVEN THAN US......

SO, WE'LL WORRY ABOUT PINK WHEN IT GETS HERE.....

OH-OH........

NOW, LET'S GET BACK TO PLAYIN' WIFF OUR TOYS FROM BEASLEY BUDDIE....




MR. T-BONE BEASLEY ~
What a lovely surprise and a thoughtful gift of friendship! We are so lucky to know that Roy and Jack AND MISS LOLA have a great friend like you! I think we shall go to PetCo today to pick out a nice thank you gift for you...the boys do have manners really, they are just so excited about their 1st ever package from anyone!!!!!! Thank you, young man. We all love you here at Camp Griffindale!

Especially we want to thank you for thinking of our Miss Lola Dale, sissy dale who will be joining us soon! We adore the PINK COLLAR! You are just very nice boy, Mr. Beasley. And your hooman Mum is very especially nice to think of us too....friendship is beautiful thing...but such a blessing when friends share gifts!

Dude - Like pawslaps and nose pokes! Wicked Pawesome my friend!
Airesnaps and lickey licks....like these toys are outta site! Beasley....you out did yourself dude! Tell your hooman that she like ROCKS! Really - total airelove coming your way!

CAUSE YOU GOT TO HAVE FRIENDS! YOU GOT HAVE FRIENDS! WE LOVE YOU T-BONE! THANKS FOR GOODIES AND STUFF! Whoo Hooo! Time for us to go SHOPPING! That means a trip to go bye-bye wiff Mumsie...she can't shop alone for T-Bone...what if she doesn't pick out the right stuff?

Monday, May 12, 2008

Good Morning

Boy oh boy.... We are really bored today. Mumsie is going to do some errands and well, we have to stay home. That will not be fun. What are we gonna do all day? We played with the stuffies this weekend, celebrated Mumsie's Day wiff Mumsie.....errrr we dug some new holes. And we heard some more rumblings about that puppy dale Lola.....When is she coming again?

Mumsie did not take our pictures today...we have a video from yesterday but it's boring. We think that Mumsie is busy wiff her new business and getting weady for that Lola dale dog.....Hmmmmm.

We be thinking about this.....

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Her Name is LOLA



Well here's a little story for you....


SING TO THE TUNE OF "COPACOBANNA"


HER NAME IS LOLA....

SHE IS AN AIREDALE...

SHE WAS BORN 4 WEEKS AGO AND SHE'S A CUTIE DON'T CHA KNOW...

SHE HAS A WHITE SPOT, UPON HER TUMMY

AND SHE IS RED AS ROBIN'S BREAST, SHE IS CLEARLY JUST THE BEST

AND THOSE 2 GRIFFIN BOYS , MUST SHARE ALL THEIR TOYS

THERE'LL BE TAILS AND NOSE POKES WAITING HERE JUST FOR HER!


HERE SHE IS, that FAB-U-LOUS GIRLIE!
Our beautiful sissy dale will be joining the pack here in June and we can't wait to have her wiff us! We wuff ouwr Lola Dale so much alweady....wook at how pwetty she is and she is alweady walkin and pwaying wiff the other dales so we know Mumsie will let us hang out wiff her when she get here!
OOOOOOHHHH, A SISSY DALE! YIPPEEEEEEEE!
('Cept we could do wiffout so much PINK)




Saturday, May 3, 2008

Who is Pooh?

Well, It's me Mr. Cracker Jack ~





My hooman kiddos are at soccer so i decided it's time to tell you about my secret mission.....about 2 weeks ago, just before my airecut, I had to go on a mission to wemedy a dangerous situation. Roy Boy towld me dat my wittle hoomans had gathered so many of those "other kinds of" animals that aren't wike us, I thought there might be some twouble brewing....so I went to check it out.....









Here is am sniffing the best way a Dale can, twying to figure out why they are all lining up, wike they are pweparing for an attack! Fwom smallest to wargest.....on my wittlest hooman's bed! I was getting vewy concerned.......so I decided not wait and to.....ATTACK FIRWST!







So....I captured the biggest of them all and made him march off the bed down to the floor......and answer my questions......



"Are you pwanning to huwrt my hoomans?"



"I'm just a Pooh....Oh bother......where is Rabbit when I need him?"



"Ah-ha! I knew it, you're calling we-inforcements! You Dirwty Wascal! Take That!"







"Excuse me, Sir, that is my nose and it is most bothersome.....how am I going to smell my honey if you keep that up? What would Piglet do? Speakingof honey, I have a rumbly in my tumbly...."



"RUMBLY IN YOUR TUMBLY - I SIMPWY MUST keep my wittle wones safe! I will not wet you huwrt dem!"





" Don't you know that I am Winnie the Pooh? All "hoomas wuff me"....as you would say. And I love them ....they are my friends. And so is Christopher Robin and Rabbit and Eyore....."



"What's dat you say? You arwe fwiends wiff my hoomas? How can it be? I've been twicked all dis time! I bwame Roy Boy....he towd me you were pwanning an ATTACK! I'm sowwry Mr. Pooh Bear. I am so sowwry...here's a kiss!"






Now, where is day Roy Boy.....he is da cawse of all dis twouble.........



Hee-Hee...he falls for dat stuff all da time! See how nice it is to be da owlder bwother....Siwwy Jack-Jack........hee-heee.....







Roy Boy you showld know, I will get you back for dis.....I will find a way to do it. However, now I know dose animals arwen't gonna huwrt owr hoomans...I still cawwied ouwt a vewy impawtant mission ya know.....I AM PWOTECTING OUWR HOOMANS....just in case it was twue......you will see....wait till I twicky you.........Mr. Smahtie Pants.

~ Mr. Cracker Jack signing out......for now...........